Dressing room stalker!

I am a little worried.
Every time I go to try on clothes
some fat chick is in the mirror.
Mind you, I have been looking in my
medicine cabinet mirror and I am sure
that is not ME.
It is not enough she won’t leave me alone
to try on the pants I chose, but she antagonizes
me to pursue larger sizes (that cow!).
If she was friendly I would invite her to lunch and share
my fashion tips (especially since she never has on cute underwear).
She is such a bully. I rarely buy what I go in there with, but
I am coursed to black slacks and blah blah blah blouses.
All I can say is LADIES check the dressing room
before you go in… if you see a stranger in her underwear
SCREAM!
I’m just sayin
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Author:Shawn

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2 Comments on “Dressing room stalker!”

  1. March 17, 2010 at 4:47 PM #

    Seriously funny! And I have the same problem! I don't even recognize myself anymore.

  2. March 18, 2010 at 7:46 AM #

    Love it. That stalker is crazy!

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